I've been Dilberted
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Gotta luv this Dilbert guy. Dunno whether you guys read it or not but his strips are amazing.
Dilbert Rules Of The Workplace
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
Do something brilliant and no one is watching -- Do something stupid and the boss is sure to see it.
Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves.
Do something brilliant and no one is watching -- Do something stupid and the boss is sure to see it.
Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves.
Dilbert's thoughts - How true !!
404 - Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. Used as in - "Don’t bother asking him ... he’s 404, man."
Dilberted - To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I’ve been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
Posted by Rajesh @ 9:37 PM; PERMALINK,
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At February 01, 2006 8:28 AM,
Sreeram R Warrier said...
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Very much true....
And thats the annoying thing among all..... :/
But if u know how to fool ur boss' then,
Office is Oh!Fizzz
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At February 01, 2006 7:43 PM,
Rajesh said...
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@ Sree - LOL. Looks like I've to learn from you how to make Office an Oh!Fizz ...
@ Hmb - Careful now .. shhhh dont let ur Boss know dat :)
