I gotta luv Dilbert
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
How can't you luv this guy ? Now a days I just sit back and watch him take over Garfield as my fav. Got this one somehow and couldn't resist myself ...
Some Out-Of-Office E-Mail Auto-Replies....by Dilbert! Undoubtedly the worlds best geek!
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has beencharged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional wordin your message.
6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server Connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart yourcomputer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when youreturn, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expectto receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother toleave me any messages.
And the best one ...
10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medicalreasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.
Thanks Soumya for the email ...
Posted by Rajesh @ 11:00 PM; PERMALINK,
2 Shouts:
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At April 26, 2006 10:11 AM,
ammu said...
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LOL!!! Holy Crap...that was hilarious!!! I love the "wait by your PC for my response" one.
Gotta start reading Dilbert! -
At April 26, 2006 7:55 PM,
Rajesh said...
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Thats DILBERT for you ... he's a freak :D ..
