One Liners
Saturday, April 15, 2006
One liners are always short and sweet ; apart from the "yo mama" jokes there are many out there. A few that I recently found -
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
- I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
- There are 10 kind of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
- Don't Drink n drive. Smoke weed n Fly !!
- Your IQ tests are in; and the results are negative.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is.
- Prevent hangovers ... stay drunk!!
- "They misunderestimated me!" - George W. Bush
- Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
And one of ze favs ...
*** Thank Drunk I'm not GOD.
Posted by Rajesh @ 9:32 AM; PERMALINK,
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At April 15, 2006 12:06 PM,
RPM said...
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Its strange - yesterday I was going to make a post about 'Baby on Board' sticker. I am not sure what it is supposed to mean. In fact, I saw a car with a handmade baby on board sticker!
Stupid. -
At April 15, 2006 8:57 PM,
Rajesh said...
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:D ... As far as I can guess, it would be just to keep drivers wary on the road.
But then if one is careless on the road he would bump into any vehicle invariant of the sticker ;-). Stupid - true -
At April 16, 2006 9:34 AM,
ammu said...
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LOL!! Loved the IQ test and Weed ones...
